So you two have been dating

for a couple of years

but when you ask that question

how much longer and when

one day soon is all you ever hear.

One day on your hand

you want a band

from a man called a husband.

Now listen closely to me Boo

so that you can understand me

and know exactly what to do.

Why should he buy the cow

if he’s milking the cow for free

now do you understand Boo