You cannot make a baby all by yourself

so why should you be the only one

putting all the food and milk on the shelf?

You see it takes two to make a little Boo

or a big head baby boy

that looks like him

or maybe looks like you.

So why should you be the only one

buying all her clothes and shoes

paying his boy scout

and their book club dues?

Why should you be the only one

having to raise them all alone

until the day that they’re grown

and able to move out on their own?

Please tell me Boo who made theses rules

because they’re all wrong

you having to raise them all alone?

You see if these are the rules

these rules must be something brand new

because to make a baby and raise a kid

all the responsibility shouldn’t be yours

but it should be yours and his.

Because it does take two to raise a son

yes it does take two to raise a Boo

and no Boo it shouldn’t be all for you to do.